Tomdumgan is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, sapient
bird.
Tomdumgan created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tomdumgan, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Tomdumgan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Tomdumgan's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Tomdumgan's Holy Commandments1. Run away from brown aardvarks, for they are unholy.
2. Never eat peanuts.
3. You must pray to Tomdumgan three times a day.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never go into red rooms.