Sandflagflatjadpakjanbutrill is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate crane.

Sandflagflatjadpakjanbutrill created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Sandflagflatjadpakjanbutrill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sandflagflatjadpakjanbutrill, he will not care.

Sandflagflatjadpakjanbutrill's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sandflagflatjadpakjanbutrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandflagflatjadpakjanbutrill.