Limhanfub is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unjust seal.

Limhanfub created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limhanfub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Limhanfub, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Limhanfub's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Limhanfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never paint your neck black.

5. Do not take Limhanfub's name in vain.
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