Mumtanvon is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, deceitful fox.

Mumtanvon created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumtanvon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mumtanvon, she will turn you into a frog.

Mumtanvon's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Mumtanvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mumtanvon's priests.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must never eat coconuts.