Kimgepcam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, capable hydra.

Kimgepcam created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimgepcam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kimgepcam, she will turn you into a puffin.

Kimgepcam's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Kimgepcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide if three sharks approach from the north.

3. Do not take Kimgepcam's name in vain.

4. Kimgepcam loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.