Dotcinlog Fodrowpasqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying squirrel.

Dotcinlog Fodrowpasqueeg created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotcinlog Fodrowpasqueeg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dotcinlog Fodrowpasqueeg, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dotcinlog Fodrowpasqueeg's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dotcinlog Fodrowpasqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed cherries to horses while wearing red ear rings.

3. Never paint your legs yellow.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Worship no other gods but Dotcinlog Fodrowpasqueeg.