Vedbugraw is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage fox.

Vedbugraw created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedbugraw, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vedbugraw, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vedbugraw's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Vedbugraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Vedbugraw.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never play with disobedient children.