Himgudbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, strong warg.

Himgudbonk created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Himgudbonk, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Himgudbonk, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Himgudbonk's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Himgudbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never mention voles.

4. Do not take Himgudbonk's name in vain.

5. Always help sick frogs.