Capdubvan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful bee.

Capdubvan created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Capdubvan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Capdubvan, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Capdubvan's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Capdubvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always help badgers.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat green fruit.