Janfarsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish yak.

Janfarsaf created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janfarsaf, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Janfarsaf, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Janfarsaf's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Janfarsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always wear violet.