Dusstenged Bepgensid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless goat.

Dusstenged Bepgensid created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstenged Bepgensid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dusstenged Bepgensid, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dusstenged Bepgensid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dusstenged Bepgensid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat garlic.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.