Babdamsas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, omnipotent alligator.

Babdamsas created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babdamsas, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Babdamsas, she will turn you into a goat.

Babdamsas' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Babdamsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Babdamsas on top of all buildings.