Babquillvig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic rat.

Babquillvig created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Babquillvig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Babquillvig, he will strike you with lightening.

Babquillvig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Babquillvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Babquillvig on top of important buildings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not stand on grass.