Rotlenbab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient pig.

Rotlenbab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotlenbab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rotlenbab, she will turn you into a mole.

Rotlenbab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Rotlenbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must love Rotlenbab.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.