Zagkenlog Yartstigpak is a god.

He takes the form of a small, prudent swallow.

Zagkenlog Yartstigpak created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zagkenlog Yartstigpak, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagkenlog Yartstigpak, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Zagkenlog Yartstigpak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zagkenlog Yartstigpak's Holy Commandments

1. Zagkenlog Yartstigpak loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not chop down trees.