Rapganvedflatbodarnhud is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent newt.

Rapganvedflatbodarnhud created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapganvedflatbodarnhud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rapganvedflatbodarnhud, it will cry a lot.

Rapganvedflatbodarnhud's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rapganvedflatbodarnhud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo squirrels for they are unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Hide if four geese approach from the east.

5. Always look after injured pigs.