Didgubsitlaphaphig is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, witty pig.

Didgubsitlaphaphig created time and space seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didgubsitlaphaphig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Didgubsitlaphaphig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Didgubsitlaphaphig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Didgubsitlaphaphig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue rings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.