Bimpagdussjon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, able dragonfly.

Bimpagdussjon created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimpagdussjon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bimpagdussjon, he will not care.

Bimpagdussjon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bimpagdussjon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bimpagdussjon.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.