Gunligfid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate mink.

Gunligfid created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gunligfid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gunligfid, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gunligfid's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gunligfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Gunligfid loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Never write about moons.