Pigdobmat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, passionate whale.

Pigdobmat created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigdobmat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pigdobmat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Pigdobmat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Pigdobmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Hide if eight sheep approach from the west.