Dutlarntaf is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, two-faced shark.

Dutlarntaf created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutlarntaf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dutlarntaf, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dutlarntaf's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dutlarntaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Always pray immersed in water.