Fubfethab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful toad.

Fubfethab created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fubfethab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubfethab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fubfethab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fubfethab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide if nine tortoises approach from the east.