Talwabfomwad is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish manatee.

Talwabfomwad created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Talwabfomwad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Talwabfomwad, she will come to you in dreams.

Talwabfomwad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Talwabfomwad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the south.

2. Always look after injured sharks.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.