Nigtamflamgethig is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, self-assured elephant.

Nigtamflamgethig created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigtamflamgethig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nigtamflamgethig, he will turn you into a rat.

Nigtamflamgethig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Nigtamflamgethig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not hurt shrews.