Bossjad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, egotistical snake.

Bossjad created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossjad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bossjad, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bossjad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bossjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck fawn.

2. Run away from magenta ducks, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always wear purple.