Tailbifbabyart is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, wise manatee.

Tailbifbabyart created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbifbabyart, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tailbifbabyart, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tailbifbabyart's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tailbifbabyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs gray.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.