Vigbasstig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, weak naga.

Vigbasstig created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigbasstig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vigbasstig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Vigbasstig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vigbasstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vigbasstig.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.