Bedjonhun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, resourceful chinchilla.

Bedjonhun created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Bedjonhun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bedjonhun, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bedjonhun's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Bedjonhun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

2. Run away from indigo birds, for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Do not stand on grass.