Hog Stip Nurtlarnomingubzakrat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, weak finch.

Hog Stip Nurtlarnomingubzakrat created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hog Stip Nurtlarnomingubzakrat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hog Stip Nurtlarnomingubzakrat, he will be very sad.

Hog Stip Nurtlarnomingubzakrat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hog Stip Nurtlarnomingubzakrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always treat dolphins with great respect.