Dadzignel is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving crocodile.

Dadzignel created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadzignel, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dadzignel, it will not invite you to parties.

Dadzignel's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Dadzignel's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Run away if six snails approach from the south.

4. Hide from red nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt bats.