Zenhimnil is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, kind dolphin.

Zenhimnil created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenhimnil, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zenhimnil, he will be mildly annoyed.

Zenhimnil's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Zenhimnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.