Cimveglog Hatyatquag is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, resourceful scorpion.

Cimveglog Hatyatquag created a charm quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimveglog Hatyatquag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cimveglog Hatyatquag, he will be very unhappy.

Cimveglog Hatyatquag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cimveglog Hatyatquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Hide if five monkeys approach from the south.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cimveglog Hatyatquag.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.