Migcidmid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, thoughtless bear.

Migcidmid created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migcidmid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Migcidmid, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Migcidmid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Migcidmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Migcidmid loves manatees, so they must be respected.