Gudxembass is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful human.

Gudxembass created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudxembass, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gudxembass, she will think nothing of it.

Gudxembass' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gudxembass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill hamsters.

2. Run away if five dogs approach from the north.

3. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always treat snails with great respect.