Ligsoghit Wapgebfum is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody porpoise.

Ligsoghit Wapgebfum created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Ligsoghit Wapgebfum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ligsoghit Wapgebfum, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ligsoghit Wapgebfum's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ligsoghit Wapgebfum's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat limes.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.