Yattcipmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, moody meerkat.

Yattcipmeg created the Sol system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattcipmeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yattcipmeg, she will curse you with boils.

Yattcipmeg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yattcipmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always obey Yattcipmeg's priests.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.