Yarnad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous slug.

Yarnad created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarnad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yarnad, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yarnad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Yarnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Always obey Yarnad's priests.