Gubladjam is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, slow
hedgehog.
Gubladjam created the planet Saturn two years ago.
If you believe in
Gubladjam, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Gubladjam, it will make you grow a tail.
Gubladjam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Gubladjam's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
4. Never sit in holy places.
5. Respect your elders.