Fubyog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, staggering lizard.

Fubyog created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Fubyog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubyog, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fubyog's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Fubyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fubyog.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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