Cabhivsidmip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing gorilla.

Cabhivsidmip created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabhivsidmip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabhivsidmip, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cabhivsidmip's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cabhivsidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cabhivsidmip.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Run away if eight frogs approach from the west.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.