Cidfumgon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental porpoise.

Cidfumgon created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidfumgon, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cidfumgon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cidfumgon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cidfumgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Run away from orange turtles, for they are unholy.