Lograksit is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful salamander.

Lograksit created vertebrates three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lograksit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lograksit, she will destroy your home planet.

Lograksit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Lograksit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Hide if nine pigs approach from the east.

5. Do not cook food in pots.