Bugflapsan is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish
zebra.
Bugflapsan created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bugflapsan, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bugflapsan, he will have a low opinion of you.
Bugflapsan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Bugflapsan's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. You must love Bugflapsan.
3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Bugflapsan on top of important buildings.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Always look after injured birds.