Bugflapsan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish zebra.

Bugflapsan created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugflapsan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bugflapsan, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bugflapsan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Bugflapsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. You must love Bugflapsan.

3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Bugflapsan on top of important buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always look after injured birds.