Bassdognegcut is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful
pigeon.
Bassdognegcut created dark matter seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bassdognegcut, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Bassdognegcut, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Bassdognegcut's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Bassdognegcut's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Erect nine copper sculptures of Bassdognegcut on top of important buildings.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Never eat bark.