Nuring is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tiresome chicken.

Nuring created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuring, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nuring, it will manifest in front of you.

Nuring's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nuring's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Never eat bark.
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