Gamgeb is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, intelligent frog.

Gamgeb created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamgeb, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gamgeb, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gamgeb's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Gamgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.