Vadarflipkar is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless guinea pig.

Vadarflipkar created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Vadarflipkar, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vadarflipkar, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vadarflipkar's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Vadarflipkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vadarflipkar.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadarflipkar.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Vadarflipkar must be the most important thing in your life.