Ominmetbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak horse.

Ominmetbonk created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominmetbonk, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ominmetbonk, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Ominmetbonk's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ominmetbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominmetbonk.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. You must love Ominmetbonk.