Nuttladnart is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless
scorpion.
Nuttladnart created energy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttladnart, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Nuttladnart, it will think nothing of it.
Nuttladnart's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Nuttladnart's Holy Commandments1. Run away from turquoise mites, for they are unholy.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.
5. Do not make images of living things.