Cipkomwee is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, impressive
gerbil.
Cipkomwee created Asia five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cipkomwee, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Cipkomwee, it will think nothing of it.
Cipkomwee's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Cipkomwee's Holy Commandments1. Never write about nebulae.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Always look after injured snails.
4. Never look at black holes.
5. Never talk about birds.